OK, I was not prepared for the onslaught of hilarity that ensued in the comments of my last post. Somehow I think it's not over yet. It's good to know that even though there are alot of us Mark Millers, that most of us seem to have a good sense of humor.
I about fell out of my chair at the thought of someone stirring a butter knife around in the trash to make it a more damaging weapon. I think I'll have to use that in a movie.