I've talked about church bulletin humor before. Today, I experienced it first hand. Our church publishes the Wednesday night meal menu in the bulletin. I suppose this is so families can plan around it. I don't think anyone is going to have the church dinner this Wednesday. It read:

Menu: Poopyseed Chicken over rice, vegetable, rolls & dessert.

It was all I could do to keep from falling out of the pew laughing.